The Queendom of Rioghachd na h Alba is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.057 billion Rioghachd na h Albans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Rioghachd na h Alban economy, worth 506 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 45,830 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 295,384 per year while the poor average 2,872, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and Rioghachd na h Alba has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rioghachd na h Alba's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rioghachd na h Alba is ranked 259,826^th in the world and 609^th in 0000 for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.75 on the Clooney Contribution Index.